Ban kitchen knives doctor says

[Professor]

Guys, this is about the UK. England. And kitchen knives. What are knives in the kitchen used for? Food preparation. And, we all know that English food is little more than warmed shit in a bowl.

I say we take away their knives, forcing them to go back to pre-historic food preparation methods, and basically start over. Perhaps in a few hundred years, when they can come up with some decent food, they can have their knives back.

[Spider]

Its not that bad. My recent heart-healthy obsession:



Food truck a few blocks from here sells them for $3 each. Like crack. Artery clogging crack.

[The Dharma Bum]

that looks like a meatball with a boiled egg in the middle

wtf is that?

[Spider]

Scotch eggs. Bar food, basically. But awesome. Its a boiled egg wrapped in sausage, coated in flour, egg and bread crumbs, and fried. Proof that British food is not as bad as it seems.

[Dobby]

[exploited]

Everyone likes fish and chips.

[The Comrade]

mcdonalds is delicious in comparison to toast and beans

[Saz]

[Saz]

[Spider]