How do I become an illegal immigrant?

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Illegal immigrants come into our country, get welfare for free, get free medicare, sleep with our women, and pay no taxes.  Democrats of course won't stop them because illegals vote Democrat.


I f**k hate taxes.  I like sleeping with our women.  I'll take welfare and medicare for free as long as I'm not taxed for it.  I think any American who wants it should have the ability to give up their US citizenship and upgrade to illegal immigrant status.  I can still vote Republican because no one is stopping me.  


Democrats might tell you that illegals pay taxes and get none of the benefits.  Well if you don't think they do then don't become an illegal, but don't stop those of us who do think so from becoming one.  With the benefits that illegals get, I bet there are millions who would love to be illegals.

Saz, NAB, I need your help to create a petition to change the law so I can upgrade my US citizenship to illegal immigrant.

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Have you thought about moving to Mexico, denouncing your citizenship, and crossing the border illegally?

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[Saz]

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Thanks Saz

Yep, I'm moving to Canada where they got a good basketball team, though they're kind of assholes about it.