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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Saz » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:55 am

John Galt wrote::-?

is this related as to why you are so angry


Now I get why people always say Dylan is crabby
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby ToddStarnes » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:35 am

Saz wrote:
ToddStarnes wrote:
Saz wrote:
ToddStarnes wrote:This is why I keep you on retainer Saz invaluable advice there.


If corporations can take advantage of divergent regulatory regimes then god dammit it's my right as an American to be able to do the same.

ToddStarnes wrote:Tinder really will destroy society tho.


Au contraire, it's one of the few saving graces for us rootless cosmopolitans. Know quite a few people who met their spouse on there now.


YOU might be a rootless cosmopolitan. I live in biking distance of my family and see them every other day. For wholesome individuals like myself tinder represents the downfall of society.


You haven't changed on the inside and you never will. Once you see things that way there is no going back. I felt a little evil the other day actually.
probably true. I really miss f**k inappropriately young girls. There's nothing on this planet as satisfying as sliding a thong off a cute little college freshman unghhhhhhhh. Alas I kinda like my fiance and thus far have resisted the temptation to cheat. Inshallah I continue holding strong.

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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Saz » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:57 am

ToddStarnes wrote:
Saz wrote:
ToddStarnes wrote:
Saz wrote:
ToddStarnes wrote:This is why I keep you on retainer Saz invaluable advice there.


If corporations can take advantage of divergent regulatory regimes then god dammit it's my right as an American to be able to do the same.

ToddStarnes wrote:Tinder really will destroy society tho.


Au contraire, it's one of the few saving graces for us rootless cosmopolitans. Know quite a few people who met their spouse on there now.


YOU might be a rootless cosmopolitan. I live in biking distance of my family and see them every other day. For wholesome individuals like myself tinder represents the downfall of society.


You haven't changed on the inside and you never will. Once you see things that way there is no going back. I felt a little evil the other day actually.
probably true. I really miss f**k inappropriately young girls. There's nothing on this planet as satisfying as sliding a thong off a cute little college freshman unghhhhhhhh. Alas I kinda like my fiance and thus far have resisted the temptation to cheat. Inshallah I continue holding strong.

You're not evil you're a nice guy


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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Demosthenes » Wed May 17, 2017 7:44 am

Demos Protip of the year: Always wrap up, the hotter a women is the more likely she's had more partners and therefore more likely to burn you.
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Saz » Wed May 17, 2017 7:52 am

interesting bump friend. Anything you want to share with us?
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Demosthenes » Wed May 17, 2017 8:00 am

haha-> Hot women are dangerous.
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby spacemonkey » Thu May 18, 2017 11:03 am

Dirty poles, dirty holes.
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Philly » Thu May 18, 2017 11:35 am

Saz wrote:interesting bump friend. Anything you want to share with us?

haha, double entendre
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby Saz » Tue May 23, 2017 9:21 am

Philly wrote:
Saz wrote:interesting bump friend. Anything you want to share with us?

haha, double entendre


double double entendre, actually. I'm an artist.
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Re: Record STD Rates

Postby John Galt » Tue May 23, 2017 11:22 am

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