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Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:13 pm
by IndependentProfessor
I told my wife (again, first 30 minutes), if I was Anderson Cooper, about the 3rd time I had to tell Donald not to interrupt, I would have stood up and said, "Listen Donald and Hillary. This is MY f**k debate. Not yours (points at Donald) and not yours (points at Hillary). We have rules. Rules that govern what questions we ask. Rules that govern what questions you answer. Rules that say how long you have to answer. And rules that govern who gets to answer first. If you begin answering a question that you weren't asked, I'm turning your mic off. If you pose your own questions to the other candidate, I will turn your mic off. If you go over time on your answer, I will turn your mic off. If you interrupt the other candidate, I will turn your mic off. If you continue talking with your mic turned off, I will ask you to leave the stage. Do you understand me? I said, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!"
And then they'd go to commercial break and I'd be removed from the building. But . . . worth . . . SOOOO WORTH.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:51 pm
by The Comrade
Re: Second Presidential Debate
Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:53 pm
by Kane
I fell asleep 30 mins in. Hillary failed to inspire and Donald was repulsive.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:58 pm
by Spider
She's become pretty good at that maneuver.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:29 pm
by The Comrade
let me get really dark for a minute but if they found trump hanging by a belt in his penthouse, naked and alone, a week after the election i would literally masturbate to the news article. the thought of the election destroying his business, his family relationships (if you can call them that), and most importantly his ego would give me a massive erection. ugh just the thought of the most hated woman in america utterly f**k ransacking his self-esteem gives me a semi.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:03 pm
by Philly
That would f**k suck. Do you realize that for the entirety of Clinton's presidency, we'd have to hear maniacal ravings about how she had Trump killed? Maybe you'd just get a further luhl out of it, but poor Spider would give himself carpal tunnel defending Mrs. Clinton's honor on youtube.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:26 am
by The Comrade
i would literally f**k her in the oval office if those rumors started.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:00 am
by Philly
She's a busy woman. If she feels like f**k a janitor I'm sure she'll just f**k the one who cleans the oval office.
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:05 pm
by The Comrade
Re: Second Presidential Debate
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Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:23 am
by spacemonkey
The great wall of Trump didn't get a mention in number two either. The sexcapades are the frontrunner in national issues. Our enemies are probably rolling on the floor, even those with a dirt floor.