So I bought a baby black kid today
So I bought a baby black kid today
by Stratego » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:14 pm
He's 10 weeks old and they just removed him and a bunch of other kids from their mothers so they don't breed with each other's sisters. My parents' neighbor was just going to eat him because he wasn't as healthy was the other kids. But I said, hell no, I'm going to buy him from you and make him the healthiest f**k goat you've ever seen. So my plan is to feed him the best food I can get (no cardboard or tin cans) so that next year, he'll be healthy enough to spread his seed to my parents' neighbor's' flock. I named him Strategoat von Clifton, and he'll be the most awesome kid in town.
Sigmund Freud defined four parts of a psyche; the id, the ego, the superego and the stratego. The Stratego being the highest form of morality and scientific thinking.
If guns are not outlawed, the in-laws will have guns.
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by Clarino » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:51 pm
Baby goat = kid.
Stratego is using a play on words.
Confused me for a moment too.
Stratego is using a play on words.
Confused me for a moment too.
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by eric » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:13 pm
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by Showboat » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:33 am
Well I lol'd
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by OGPhilly » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:56 am
When I saw the title I really hoped this thread wasn't gonna go the goat route. Disappointing stratego thread, then again he may be going for broader appeal, making threads to entertain the dimwitted.
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by lil bit » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:25 pm
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Re: So I bought a baby black kid today
by Stratego » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:27 pm
Sigmund Freud defined four parts of a psyche; the id, the ego, the superego and the stratego. The Stratego being the highest form of morality and scientific thinking.
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