Poll: What other languages do you speak?

[Sazari]

dat NEDERLANDS!

[Mo~]

I can still count in Spanish and I know if the guys on a job site are talking and I hear "puta", "wetta" or "panoches",(not sure about the spelling, but I know it when I hear it) to just beat the crap outta them.

When I burned the living hell outta my hand checking an overfilled radiator and wound up in a Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake, I remembered how to say, "Es caliente, necessito agua frio." to the little old lady who couldn't speak English.

Really just remember enough to literally get me in trouble. I accent and trill pretty well, so if I say, "gracias" or "de nada" or "Donde esta...?" I will sometimes wind up with the person I'm speaking to going into full on Spanish while I look at them with that "Huh???" look on my face and I can say, "No hablo Espanol mucho. En Engles, por favor."

[Spider]

^Ah, well, what you do in that case is go, "Quiero nachos! Nachos! NACHOS!"

They love that.

[Mo~]

Quiero Nachos y Margaritas, por favor.

[Mo~]

Only French I know is "Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"

[Boris Johnson]

I learnt east coast ebonics from the wire, does that count?

[OGPhilly]

[Homer]

[Sazari]

[Spider]