eynon81 wrote:Non identifies as a dick-swinging Scotch-Irish alpha male and needs your help.....wait....no I don't, I'm a dick-swinging Scotch-Irish alpha male.
is it weird I'm attracted to this woman?
Well, I identify as Martian and you Earthlings have had your goddamn rover illegally parked on my lawn for a while now. If you don't come get it soon, I'm going to have to invoke the full Martian legal penalties, backdated. Considering your puny Interstellar GDP, it may take a while for you to pay it off.