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the fact that you called me a nerd for being on tumblr and not a hipster confirms that you are, in fact, a nerd.

The fact that Stratego puts forward better arguments while trolling than you do while trying should be a cause for concern, Jimmy.

Of course. My parents have worked hard to give me opportunities I don't deserve. I won the genetic lottery and have been given massive advantages over others, for literally no good reason. This is why I'm not a dumbass conservative obsessed with self-interest, confusing narcissism and selfishness with virtue.

I don't expect you to understand that, as your cognitive abilities are basically non-existent, but there it is.

All class, Jimmy. It takes an astonishing level of retardation to so completely miss the point - and to work in that little bit of commentary about my sister and wife? That's skill, Jimmy.

So that's two things we know you're good at: sucking the government teat and expressing mind-blowingly stupid opinions. Good for you. Everybody needs something to excel at.